I woke up early today eager to bake a banana bread. I silently mashed bananas in my kitchen and viewed the sunlight creep through the windows. After all to be flawlessly honest all I needed to do was turn on Jay-Z’s 99 problems, sing loudly and switch the lyrics to I acquired 99 complications but BANANA Loaf of bread AIN’T ONE!” Too bad my roommates were still sleeping or it totally would have happened.